Funny quotes from our beloved Mao!

alyssa wrote:

Yasin, loved your avatar!

Thank you! i enjoy playing around in photoshop every once in a while, yours is hilarious because of the Mao quote

Dani-Chan wrote:

Dani-Chan wrote:

MikiAndoFan#1 wrote:

Dani-Chan wrote:

I know this is off-topic, but anyone has the link of a video where Taka-chan throws a flower to mao? I saw it, I'm not crazy, I think

I saw it, too! Let me see if I can find it on YouTube!

OMG TKS TKS!
I've been searching for it

ETA: OMG I FOUND IT!
I was seeing some PochinkoPotanko videos on Youtube and I saw it there!
Tks for the help
here the vid: (about 3:16) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIU91TLGgRE&NR=1

I'll make gifs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our potato seems to make very helpful videos!!

Figure_skating_love wrote:

Our potato seems to make very helpful videos!!

And gorgeous ones, too!

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

In the very last part of the page, there were quotes of some funny things Mao had said in the past. They're all famous so most of you may know it, but I've decided to translate them

I really enjoyed reading it all!

alyssa wrote:

I heard that after her bad performances in early 2009-2010 season Mao secretly told Tat her problem in the K&C.

For a moment there... You got me!
I love your avatar! Love MaoMaoRevolution's new avatar too! Did you animate your banner yourself? I love it!

dangerous_angel_face wrote:

lol. This reminds me, in the book "Mao Asada 15 years old" it says Mao can't bathe alone and Mai and her mom tease her that it's because she's scared of ghosts. "That's when I was little! I'm not scared anymore." "Liar, you still leave the door open." "That's because I'm scared there might be a peeping Tom." . . . If you're scared there might be a peeping Tom wouldn't it make sense to CLOSE the door?

So maybe she really does see dead people. lol

Thank you for the adorable little tidbit on Mao-chan. So sweet!

Dani-Chan wrote:

OMG I FOUND IT!
I was seeing some PochinkoPotanko videos on Youtube and I saw it there!
Tks for the help
here the vid: (about 3:16) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIU91TLGgRE&NR=1

I'll make gifs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I encourage everyone to watch PochinkoPotanko’s videos they are fantastic!

Here is another link to what you sought.

Spacey wrote:

I encourage everyone to watch PochinkoPotanko’s videos they are fantastic!

Here is another link to what you sought.

Yes, they are!!

Tkyou for the link, in this one you can see better, so I'll make better gifs

Spacey wrote:

alyssa wrote:

I heard that after her bad performances in early 2009-2010 season Mao secretly told Tat her problem in the K&C.

For a moment there... You got me!
I love your avatar! Love MaoMaoRevolution's new avatar too! Did you animate your banner yourself? I love it!

You mean the ninja?
It's a text generator.

Spacey wrote:

Warning: This above image is a joke. No such Mao Daily exists.

There are lots of cool generators. The ninja is so cute.
There's also a wizard.

I know, I saw the wizard and ninja generators. I like the ninja one better. You should go back to the ninja. When I see it, I think alyssa. But you do like to change your stuff often and it is fun to see. Keep whatever you like.

I'll keep the wizard for some days and then I return to the ninja, I prefer him too. And it's Japanese, like Mao.

Spacey wrote:

I know, I saw the wizard and ninja generators. I like the ninja one better. You should go back to the ninja. When I see it, I think alyssa. But you do like to change your stuff often and it is fun to see. Keep whatever you like.

I love alyssa's avatars! Whenever something funny happens alyssa is like "Inspiration!" and then next thing you know, there's an avatar based on it, the current ghost one is quite genius

Figure_skating_love wrote:

Spacey wrote:

I know, I saw the wizard and ninja generators. I like the ninja one better. You should go back to the ninja. When I see it, I think alyssa. But you do like to change your stuff often and it is fun to see. Keep whatever you like.

I love alyssa's avatars! Whenever something funny happens alyssa is like "Inspiration!" and then next thing you know, there's an avatar based on it, the current ghost one is quite genius

Thank you!
I love yours, too. It's adorable.

Figure_skating_love wrote:

Spacey wrote:

I know, I saw the wizard and ninja generators. I like the ninja one better. You should go back to the ninja. When I see it, I think alyssa. But you do like to change your stuff often and it is fun to see. Keep whatever you like.

I love alyssa's avatars! Whenever something funny happens alyssa is like "Inspiration!" and then next thing you know, there's an avatar based on it, the current ghost one is quite genius

Thank you!
I love yours, too. It's adorable.

I'll keep the wizard for some days and then I return to the ninja, I prefer him too.

Figure_skating_love wrote:

I love alyssa's avatars! Whenever something funny happens alyssa is like "Inspiration!" and then next thing you know, there's an avatar based on it, the current ghost one is quite genius

Yes, alyssa has a great sense of humor. She's fast and versatile with her avatars!

Your avatar is very cute too! I just took an image from the net (not very creative). I thought Mao was eating shaved ice. Then, I began to wonder why she'd eat shaved ice with chopsticks. I later realized that the image is doctored. The person who created it, piled on the gohan (rice). I got it from the Uncyclopedia Japan. Perhaps, he (she) was making a joke about Mao's amazing appetite. I just love the expression on Mao's face!

alyssa wrote:

I'll keep the wizard for some days and then I return to the ninja, I prefer him too.

Thanks guys!
Spacey, mao is sooo cute in your avatar!

Why were my posts doubled?

alyssa wrote:

Why were my posts doubled?

It is a

This is a job for Sam and Dean.

alyssa wrote:

This is a job for Sam and Dean.

Hmm! Yummy dreamy spooky men!

Spacey wrote:

alyssa wrote:

This is a job for Sam and Dean.

Hmm! Yummy dreamy spooky men!

Spacey is awesome! lol
I felt this could use some randomness!

Hello!
I've got a couple of funny quotes form our beloved Mao, taken from Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen [2010.5.22] I hope you like them ^.^ (The translation is not the best though)

*Mao and Aiba kun:
Mao (referring to a penguin): It's like a bird!
Aiba kun: ...a penguin IS a bird.
Mao: Really?!
(Moments later)
Mao: they can fly, right?
Aiba kun: No, they can't.

*Mao (referring to a Holland lop rabbit): It's like a rabbit!
Aiba kun: hm?
Mao: It's like a rabbit.
Aiba kun: It IS a rabbit.

*Mao, Aiba kun, Aero (エアロ)
Aiba kun (referring to Aero): Does she know any tricks?
Mao: Yes, she does.
Aiba kun: Really?! Show me, show me!
Mao (talking to Aero): Aero, Sit! Aero, Sit! Sit! Sit! Aero...
(After a while, Aero finally sits)
Mao: Hand! Ok! Now lie down! lie down! lie down! Aero lie down!
Aero: ...


Special thanks to kirakira for providing the links to the videos over at the "Mao News'' thread.
By the way, nice avatars you guys

Fumi99 wrote:

Hello!
I've got a couple of funny quotes form our beloved Mao, taken from Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen [2010.5.22] I hope you like them ^.^ (The translation is not the best though)

*Mao and Aiba kun:
Mao (referring to a penguin): It's like a bird!
Aiba kun: ...a penguin IS a bird.
Mao: Really?!
(Moments later)
Mao: they can fly, right?
Aiba kun: No, they can't.

*Mao (referring to a Holland lop rabbit): It's like a rabbit!
Aiba kun: hm?
Mao: It's like a rabbit.
Aiba kun: It IS a rabbit.

*Mao, Aiba kun, Aero (エアロ)
Aiba kun (referring to Aero): Does she know any tricks?
Mao: Yes, she does.
Aiba kun: Really?! Show me, show me!
Mao (talking to Aero): Aero, Sit! Aero, Sit! Sit! Sit! Aero...
(After a while, Aero finally sits)
Mao: Hand! Ok! Now lie down! lie down! lie down! Aero lie down!
Aero: ...


Special thanks to kirakira for providing the links to the videos over at the "Mao News'' thread.
By the way, nice avatars you guys

I can't stop laughing

Fumi99 wrote:

Hello!
I've got a couple of funny quotes form our beloved Mao, taken from Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen [2010.5.22] I hope you like them ^.^ (The translation is not the best though)

*Mao and Aiba kun:
Mao (referring to a penguin): It's like a bird!
Aiba kun: ...a penguin IS a bird.
Mao: Really?!
(Moments later)
Mao: they can fly, right?
Aiba kun: No, they can't.

*Mao (referring to a Holland lop rabbit): It's like a rabbit!
Aiba kun: hm?
Mao: It's like a rabbit.
Aiba kun: It IS a rabbit.

*Mao, Aiba kun, Aero (エアロ)
Aiba kun (referring to Aero): Does she know any tricks?
Mao: Yes, she does.
Aiba kun: Really?! Show me, show me!
Mao (talking to Aero): Aero, Sit! Aero, Sit! Sit! Sit! Aero...
(After a while, Aero finally sits)
Mao: Hand! Ok! Now lie down! lie down! lie down! Aero lie down!
Aero: ...


Special thanks to kirakira for providing the links to the videos over at the "Mao News'' thread.
By the way, nice avatars you guys

OMG! Mao's so funny!

Fumi99 wrote:

Hello!
I've got a couple of funny quotes form our beloved Mao, taken from Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen [2010.5.22] I hope you like them ^.^ (The translation is not the best though)

Muchas gracias Fumi99! Your translation is wonderful!
Mao! Ten-nen candy!

Spacey wrote:

Fumi99 wrote:

Hello!
I've got a couple of funny quotes form our beloved Mao, taken from Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen [2010.5.22] I hope you like them ^.^ (The translation is not the best though)

Muchas gracias Fumi99! Your translation is wonderful!
Mao! Ten-nen candy!

Yes thank for the translation, the only thing i caught during that hwole exchange was "Tori desu ka?" which taken out of context was quite confusing