Which skater would you want to marry!?

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

alyssa wrote:

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

But no, I can't make out which is worse...uh, guess I have to admit that if I had to choose between Orser and Patrick...I'd go for Patrick. He's still young, so there's still a chance I can educate him, and maybe he can become a new person in the future. But Orser's obviously too old for that!

I imagine you educating Patrick!!!!!
"Sweetie, you must respect the elderly, the gays and the big-nosed ones".

Okay...so you'd rather have Orser????????
Are you sure????????????????????????????

I didn't say that!!!!!

alyssa wrote:

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

alyssa wrote:

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

But no, I can't make out which is worse...uh, guess I have to admit that if I had to choose between Orser and Patrick...I'd go for Patrick. He's still young, so there's still a chance I can educate him, and maybe he can become a new person in the future. But Orser's obviously too old for that!

I imagine you educating Patrick!!!!!
"Sweetie, you must respect the elderly, the gays and the big-nosed ones".

Okay...so you'd rather have Orser????????
Are you sure????????????????????????????

I didn't say that!!!!!

See? I knew you wouldn't want Orser!
So, okay...I've thought it over.
If we had to split Orser and Patrick amongst eachother, you can have Patrick. I'm willing to take Orser in.
Since he's gay, I sure won't have to have any physical contact with him, plus I'll probabaly get hold of Adam automatically (sorry troll!) and maybe Wilson as well (yuck!), but anyway Adam may be worth tolerating them!

And if you marry Patrick alyssa, the good thing is you'll be in close range, being capable of doing anything you want to (not with!) him; bash, bully, punch in the nose, put bulletin pins in his skating shoes, make him go for a quad and fall, make him apologize to Johnny & Plush etc., drown, hang, poison, stab, slaughter...whatever!
Doesn't that sound good enough for you?

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

I'm willing to take Orser in.
Since he's gay, I sure won't have to have any physical contact with him, plus I'll probabaly get hold of Adam automatically (sorry troll!) and maybe Wilson as well (yuck!), but anyway Adam may be worth tolerating them!

And in the end Orser will get together with Wilson and then nothing will stand between you and Adam.
And with Alyssa marrying Patrick we might be in for a triple wedding ceremony!
So romantic...

By the way, the whole thread reminds me of this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvuXu1_iF0

kawaiimao wrote:

By the way, the whole thread reminds me of this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvuXu1_iF0

kawaiimao wrote:

And in the end Orser will get together with Wilson and then nothing will stand between you and Adam.
And with Alyssa marrying Patrick we might be in for a triple wedding ceremony!
So romantic...

Brilliant plan kawaiimao! I wish our former teacher troll was still here...we could've suggested your plan to him since he seemed to love Adam so much!

Btw, if you're reading this bellarina...I remember you mentioning that you're worried my Japanese blog readers might think there's something wrong with you, since I wrote about you dreaming of Patrick. But don't worry cause I made it clear that you came back to the forum screaming in terror, not screaming for joy. I also added you were cured after reading his recent comments. I'm positive everyone had a great laugh from that whole tragedy of yours'! Thanks and be careful not to dream of Orser tonight!

Gotta go now, see you all!

PS:alyssa seems to have fled too. Must've scared her off with my last post. She really can't stand Patrick, I know... And great taste kawaiimao! I happen to be a great fan of Monty-Python! And unfortunately, it seems our troll is back...

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

I wish our former teacher troll was still here...we could've suggested your plan to him since he seemed to love Adam so much!

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

And unfortunately, it seems our troll is back...

Ha! Be careful what you wish for!
It seems he won't let go of Adam that easily.
But at least now we have some love triangle drama too!

You guys are so hilarious.

I'm adding Adrian Schultheiss to my list

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

And if you marry Patrick alyssa, the good thing is you'll be in close range, being capable of doing anything you want to (not with!) him; bash, bully, punch in the nose, put bulletin pins in his skating shoes, make him go for a quad and fall, make him apologize to Johnny & Plush etc., drown, hang, poison, stab, slaughter...whatever!
Doesn't that sound good enough for you?

That sounds good. Especially the quad thing.

You guys are starting to talk about some gross ish on here!...

Star85 wrote:

You guys are starting to talk about some gross ish on here!...

We're kidding. Don't worry, we're not gonna kill Patrick. Who will provide us with so much fun then?

Talking about Patrick, I found something he's gonna love:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_skating/382290.html

I wish he wore this in the K&C.

alyssa wrote:

Star85 wrote:

You guys are starting to talk about some gross ish on here!...

We're kidding. Don't worry, we're not gonna kill Patrick. Who will provide us with so much fun then?

Talking about Patrick, I found something he's gonna love:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_skating/382290.html

I wish he wore this in the K&C.

I didn't only think that was gross, but all the talk about getting with Patric was grossing me out too. lol. Not to mention the talk of Orser, and good God - David Wilson?! You guys were just kind of starting to make me cringe...

Star85 wrote:

alyssa wrote:

Star85 wrote:

You guys are starting to talk about some gross ish on here!...

We're kidding. Don't worry, we're not gonna kill Patrick. Who will provide us with so much fun then?

Talking about Patrick, I found something he's gonna love:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_skating/382290.html

I wish he wore this in the K&C.

I didn't only think that was gross, but all the talk about getting with Patric was grossing me out too. lol. Not to mention the talk of Orser, and good God - David Wilson?! You guys were just kind of starting to make me cringe...

racyong25 started all this...Where is she?
I'd like her to post an essay of over 5000 words, on how exactly she could possibly include Orser in her list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Star85, you should be thankful to her. Nobody will ever make fun of you listing Evan after her thing with Orser!

PochinkoPotanko wrote:

Star85 wrote:

alyssa wrote:

Star85 wrote:

You guys are starting to talk about some gross ish on here!...

We're kidding. Don't worry, we're not gonna kill Patrick. Who will provide us with so much fun then?

Talking about Patrick, I found something he's gonna love:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_skating/382290.html

I wish he wore this in the K&C.

I didn't only think that was gross, but all the talk about getting with Patric was grossing me out too. lol. Not to mention the talk of Orser, and good God - David Wilson?! You guys were just kind of starting to make me cringe...

racyong25 started all this...Where is she?
I'd like her to post an essay of over 5000 words, on how exactly she could possibly include Orser in her list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Star85, you should be thankful to her. Nobody will ever make fun of you listing Evan after her thing with Orser!

True.... Wait though! Evan's not that bad is he?! lol

Star85 wrote:

True.... Wait though! Evan's not that bad is he?! lol

Huh? Anybody who considers marrying a bird, be it a vulture or a penguin, let alone both of them mixed together, has no right moralizing us for being gross!

Sorry! I'm a fan of both Mao and Yu-na equally and I found Brian Orser cute! So sorry if I've offended anyone

racyong25 wrote:

Sorry! I'm a fan of both Mao and Yu-na equally and I found Brian Orser cute! So sorry if I've offended anyone

Oh, racyong25! You haven't offended anyone! Orser being unpopular basically has nothing to do with him coaching Yuna. Believe me, even if were coaching Mao...we still wouldn't want to marry him!

I'm so sorry if I confused you! If you read this whole thread from the very beginning, you'll see how we've been criticizing eachother's lists just to have fun.

And since we've been talking a while about Orser being gay and stuff...we'd never imagined anyone would include him in their list! You've made all our days...sorry...I'm still laughing...but it's just a matter of preferances and how cool his back-flip must've been...still laughing, though... Sorry!

edit: In fact, if you do go through this thread you'll notice you've actually included quite a few gay guys or suspected gay guys in your list...sorry!

Yeah, most of them are gay, but I found it hard to find straight male figure skaters Oh well

All that's left now is somebody choose our dear Pat!

alyssa wrote:

All that's left now is somebody choose our dear Pat!

Or maybe...Alban PREAUBERT?
Though there's nothing wrong with him except his teeth.

I'd be shocked a bit if anybody lists Morozv, too...in his case, it's just that he's too much of a ladies' man...plus he chants curses!

alyssa wrote:

All that's left now is somebody choose our dear Pat!

Nobody dares, he's yours already!

kawaiimao wrote:

alyssa wrote:

All that's left now is somebody choose our dear Pat!

Nobody dares, he's yours already!

What?????????????
No!!!!!!!!!!!

kawaiimao, I thought you were a kinder person.

This is for Joubert lovers.

alyssa wrote:

This is for Joubert lovers.

I adored him and think hes handsome but...
but........

alyssa wrote:

This is for Joubert lovers.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which freaking show was this!?
This is far beyond gay or not...
SOMEBODY PLZ TELL ME THIS WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!